over the moon

dear hollywood publicists,

why oh why when your celeb clients become pregnant, is the response almost always that "they are over the moon" about it? what the what? i am not entirely sure what that phrase even means and i really don't understand why that is the go to comment. is there some sort of publicist handbook of cliche responses?


so what in the world does this statement mean? is it because once your celeb client has become pregnant, they become as big as a cow? or that their career is similar to the cows, as in no one knows what it was doing before it jumped over the moon and no really cares what it's going to be doing after? is that harsh?


so when one celeb announces their pregnancy and says that they "are very excited" does that mean they are less excited than someone who is "over the moon?" what if someone announcing says that they are "over the stars " does that mean that they are super duper excited and that they win? is this just further proof that hollywood is just mindless and they say that most ridiculous things?


i will leave you with a haiku, because they are fetching awesome. tell your friends.



so you are pregnant
you must be over the moon
it's nonsense and lame



i don't get hollywood,

league of extraordinary ladies

dear kathie,


if only my high school JROTC Colonel could see me now, (that's right....demos and i were both JROTC nerds in h.s.....whaz up? where all my JROTC ho's at? holla!) wait,where was i? that's right, telling you how my Col. would be proud.....and i think he would be. i believe he always felt that demos and myself would go on to do something extraordinary and awesome:



and as you can see, we totally did! thank you kathie for gifting me with the "extraordinary and awesome" award. you are such an incredible blog friend, this means a lot to both demos and myself. your blog is definitely extraordinary, you find the most amazing deals, the coolest stuff, and fantastic crafts! everyone should totally check out your site!



this one didn't really come with any rules, so i am going to pass this award onto my 6 new blog friends:

1. imogen at sneak a peek

2. cheryl at the coolest mom on the block

3. Rocksee at the porch swing

4. chrissy at a lil' dash of diva

5. becca at isn't this fun!?

6. teri at the mighty m family


you guys are all awesome and a treat for that awesomeness- a haiku of course!


an award to me
i'm extraordinary
i am awesome too


isn't it awesome to be extraordinarily awesome?

baby mama

dear preggo women,


um, yeah, this video about sums it up!

Pregnant Women are Smug -- powered by Cracked.com

and since it has been awhile since we did a haiku, here is one for your enjoyment:

now that you're pregnant
you don't care about real life
it drives me crazy



it needed to be said,

funcooker

dear coworkers,




that's right, i totally want one of these pocket microwaves, or fun cooker.
jealous much??? how incredibly awesome would it be to have this at my desk?! as much as i love sharing a microwave with 20 irritable, menopausal and hungry women, i somehow think i would love this bad boy more.

just think of it, no more waiting in line to heat up whatever barely edible, frozen entree that was on sale, no more worrying i will get yelled at if i make a mess or take too long, and no more having my food smell like the food that was cooked ahead of it.

i could sit in the comfort of my own fantastically small desk,(with all of my cubby buddies staring at me) and heat up my lunch in peace. think of how wonderful that would be, think of the possibilities.......sorry, i was frolicking in funcooker dreamland.



here is a haiku that demosthenes wrote to celebrate the awesomeness of the funcooker:

pocket microwave
heating up mini egg rolls
always makes my day

wolves

dear wolf pack,



um....wowza (shallow breathing, fanning self rapidly) this is one smokin' hot pic! i mean seriously, this is fetchin awesome. i must admit that i was a little apprehensive when i saw who was cast as the "wolf pack" i wasn't sure if they got it right or not, but after looking at this pic, i don't really care. all that matters is that you guys are bringin the goods!

if i had known you were gonna look like this, maybe i wouldn't have been so anti wolf ( this, however, does not mean i am on team jacob. that will never happen. never.) if it is possible, i am now, even more excited for new moon!!

oh and here is a little haiku for you(because haikus are the new twitter. didn't you know?)

super sexy wolves
with fetchingly sweet tatoos
ready for new moon


trying to breath normal,