dear school children,
it's that time of year again, when you are heading back to school. your awesome aunty's valentine and demosthenes understand that it can be hard when school starts back up. all the late nights, barbeque's, and sleeping in late are traded in for going to bed early, (before it's dark no less) homework and waking up effing early. to make things a little easier, we have decided to stop by for a visit and bring you some awesome presents.
sometimes what makes school hard is being shy, insecure or maybe just a loner. well, the affirmation ball is here to help. no longer will you have to rely on others to give you the praise you deserve. shake the ball next time you are feeling blue and encouraging words such as "your breath is so minty" and "you look marvelous" will get you through the day.
*this ball also works for the narcissist in your life, no longer will you be required to add to their already big ego.*
*this ball also works for the narcissist in your life, no longer will you be required to add to their already big ego.*
the morning routine of a school child is already full of anxiety with out adding the extra stress of how to do your hair. this is where the what shall i wear? decision hair spinner comes in. it takes out all the guesswork and saves you time. all you have to do is flick the plastic spinner and pray like you've never prayed before that it doesn't land on the dorothy hamill. this handy dandy spinner also includes a fold out stand and hanger so you can prop on your dresser or hang by your mirror.
a necessary item for any teenager. what better way to cheer up an emotionally distressed teen than with the despair pennant? this pennant helps drive home what all teens already know, life is a tragedy. celebrate the darker side of life.
usually demos and i will end our visit with a gift to your parents, but we decided that this visit is all about you. you are the ones that are going back to that awful hell. so we are gonna give you an extra gift.
usually demos and i will end our visit with a gift to your parents, but we decided that this visit is all about you. you are the ones that are going back to that awful hell. so we are gonna give you an extra gift.
how can you be expected to go to school without a total kick asphalt pirate lunch box? not only is it cool looking, but the pirate emblem is a theft deterrent. i mean, who is gonna steal the lunch of a pirate? believe you me, this lunchbox is gonna raise your coolocity by 100%, trust!
