Tuesday, April 12, 2011

hollywood roundup

dear hollywood,


its that time again to roundup all the stuff you might have missed this week







in the what the hey-hey moment of the week



kimberly stewart (rod stewarts daughter) and benicio del toro (the puerto rican brad pitt) are having a baby. wait were they together? apparently long enough to procreate.

i envision love at first sight, benicio spotting kim from across the room, their eyes meeting and sparks flying.....

that or it was a drunken party, benicio stumbling into the ladies bathroom, then stumbling into and out of a very drunk k.stew a couple of times and bam! isn't the miracle of life wonderful?




so bono's charity "ONE" has come under scrutiny when it was revealed that only a little over 1% of donations actually go to poor, hungry people.


the rest of it went to these people, the "ONE" staff.

in all fairness, it isn't cheap hiring people to brainstorm creative and fun ways to not provide food to hungry people. helping people ain't free. what is this a charity? oh wait......



and of course a few pregnancies were announced.


snore.


don't people realize that not having a baby is the new having a baby??




tori spelling and liam mcdermott (am i the only one who isn't sure why this dude is famous?) are having a third child




tina fey is having a second baby because of peer pressure. apparently her daughter is the only child at school who is the only child....

score one for hollywood for procreating for great reasons

i kid. i like tina.

but srsly, just say no to babies.





emily deschanel and david hornsby are having a baby. can i just say score to rickety cricket for getting such a hot wife!



1 comment:

Kathie @ Like A Box Of Chocolates said...

I have no idea about rod stewart's daughter and and benicio del toro. weird couple!

how funny seeing my old "my net finds" button on your sidebar!! :-)