Thursday, March 25, 2010

giveaway,one year and surfboards

dear LFV readers,

according to our calculations (and blogger) one year ago today, was the very first post of letters from valentine!!

we can't believe how quickly a year has gone by and well,

it kinda snuck (sneaked?) up on us and to celebrate this auspicious occasion we are gonna do a giveaway.

and since we are so awesome, you know the giveaway will be pretty awesome too.

and will probably involve you answering a question about a hypothetical situation revolving around some fictional characters.

so don't forget to stop back soon for that!

we really want to thank you all for a great year, you guys are trying fetch!

so, since today is our first birthday, we decided that the only way to truly celebrate it is with a

what. the. fetch.



so according to the new york post disney is doing some extra casting for the new pirates of the caribbean movie.

apparently they are tired of looking at super flat surfboard kiera knightley and sent out this casting call:

""beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants."

and just to make sure that they don't let in any falsies,

"potential lassies will have to undergo a
Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges."

um, what. the. fetch?

are we sure this isn't really a casting call for

privates of the caribbean?

"hello there captain jack sparrow, want to see my black pearl?"

happy one year everyone!!!


(ps, we just realized (and by "we" i mean valentine) that the comments were off! oops! d*mn you blogger!! they're back on now!)


Kristin said...

Dude, that cannot be real...jogging? Ah ha ha. And HAPPY blogoversary ladies!

MiMi said...

Bahahaha! Privates of teh Carribbean...
Okay, so you can't do another thing like Dumbledore and what's his name. Cuz I didn't win that. And that sucks.

Amy said...

Hu, Disney is doing that? Go figure. I think poor Walt is turning over in his grave right now... and I never did understand that phrase, but I use it anyway. Oh well. Also, I have never known which word to use either. Is it snuck or sneaked? Neither sound right. Glad to see the great Wiggin sisters have problems with it as well.

Imogen said...

What the fetch indeed! :lol:

Happy 1-year blogoversary!!!