dear facebook,
so you have gotten a lot of grief lately, selling users personal information without them knowing it, hackers have broken in and stolen users information. basically a lot of stealing information has been going on.
but finally, facebook has been hasn't done something bad, but rather, saved a kid from a 25 year prison sentence.
teenager, rodney bradford, was held for 13 days by police for breaking into a brooklyn residence. fortunately for him, at the time of the crime, he updated his facebook status, that showed he was making pancakes at the time.
the case was dismissed.
so the lesson to be learned here kids. whenever committing a crime, make sure you update your status that you are doing something other than the said crime. i'd recommend tweeting something like:
"busy taking a massive crap. not going ANYWHERE.
teenager, rodney bradford, was held for 13 days by police for breaking into a brooklyn residence. fortunately for him, at the time of the crime, he updated his facebook status, that showed he was making pancakes at the time.
the case was dismissed.
so the lesson to be learned here kids. whenever committing a crime, make sure you update your status that you are doing something other than the said crime. i'd recommend tweeting something like:
"busy taking a massive crap. not going ANYWHERE.
man, bathrooms sure are boring"
"just finished looking at the vanity fair outtakes of rob pattinson. now have girlwood. need to take care of biznass"
"just finished looking at the vanity fair outtakes of rob pattinson. now have girlwood. need to take care of biznass"
"deep into convo with demos as to who is the more swoon worthy: mr. darcy or edward. this could take awhile"
p.s. what excuse would you use?
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I had trouble finding a way to leave a comment...don't know if something is turned off or not...might want to check it out!
Do they not realize someone else could have done that?
something generic and over done, like say for instance
"work. lunch, than drinks with the BIFFLES! hehehe, lolololol!"
You said girlwood. Hahaha!
Duly noted. ;)
Did you see the Harper's Bazaar?
Seriously? Huh... very interesting.
I like the crapper excuse... ha.
That'll stand up in court huh? Interesting. I like your updates, I'll have to share those with my friends...hehe.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! that cake is effin awesome!! like whoa. hope you have an awesome day!
my twitter excuse (if i twittered) would be: just vomited all over my home computer after seeing a pic of kstew's new dress.
Yeah for facebook? Love the crapper post. I don't even think I could come up with something that quick. I would probably tell the truth which could be worse...like "wiping my fingerprints off the doorknob, the dust is too thick."
Holy heck, I was drinking coffee when I got to the word "girlwood" and I damn near spit it on the laptop! :)
Wow, I love that. Facebook, the official alibi of lawbreakers everywhere.
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