Monday, November 23, 2009

demos and val on the town

dear new moon,

we went, we saw and we loved.

but here are the events that led up to that moment:

we had to get ready. and of course we did it as we blared the new moon soundtrack. (have you heard it yet? it is totally amazing. emo edward gave it 4 sad faces cuz it's totally depressing.)

gots to look good right? what if edward showed up?

here is my after pic, with ZERO curl in my hair. oh well, it had more body. you got that, it wasn't a total waste of time!

and of course we had to have "sitting around 3 hours early" snacks. which we did. a huge mountain of sour patch kids, twizzlers, swedish fish and reeses pieces. all the classics.

and what better way to wash down all that sugar, than with blood!

i srsly, saw these labels online like 6 months ago, bookmarked them and totally forgot til weds night. that is srsly how i roll.

but, i did remember and in time. even got some awesomely red vitamin water to give it the perfect effect.

we srsly had 3 hours to kill til the movie started, so demos and i decided to do a quick photo op:

yep, i was so excited and spastic that i took a pic of the floor. isn't it pretty?

here is demos, kickin' back some of the ole red.

here i am, doing my best "brooding vampire" face. i think edward would be proud of how serious i was.

and of course, here we are together. make sure to read our boobs shirts. demosthenes went through, well not a lot of trouble, but certainly some trouble to make them. so read them d*mnit!

please disregard my strange face, there was this chick practically freaking out that the theater said "men who stare at goats" and not new moon. after this pic, we reassured her it was right and to shut the hale up!

we went back in and played a few lively games of uno. but had to stop, cuz i was positive the dude behind me was throwing signals to demos to tell her what cards i had. can't trust nobody.

at this point, we still had like 2 fetching hours left. what to do? um, hi, MADLIBS!

but, i don't know where one buys madlibs, so we (and when i say we, i totally mean demos) made up our own.

so, for your entertainment, our new moon themed madlibs. please note that it was about 11:00pm at this point, both had gotten up early, didn't nap and were on a sugar and blood rush. so they may not seem so funny now, but i promise we were rollin at the time.......

One day two shoes went to Forks, WA to watch new moon. rpattz hopped next to them and offered to burp them. kstew saw the two chairs with him and jumped his rickety car.

One day alice called bella to say Peter Pan was in Forks and if she wanted to go to the signing. Bella blurrily said hale yeah! but what about Edward, didn't he want to go to Rivendale? Alice reminded bella that edward was a dirty vamp, so they linked arms and shinely left.

so to sum up the night:

5 hours sitting in a movie theater seat, $10

enough candy to make us vomit, $25

new moon flavored t-shirts, $30

watching rpattz naked chest sparkle in the sun? ORGASMIC. oh wait, i mean "priceless". ya thats the word, i'm looking for.

srsly, seeing him half naked at the end was totes m goats the best thing that happened to me in all of last week. (don't tell my husband

thanks for an awesomely fetch time,



Kristina P. said...

Looks like you had a great time!

MiMi said...

Oh my goodness! You guys look so stinkin' cute! Even with the little holly berries over your eyes... : ) Looks like you had FUN!

Emily is a good frau said...

Ha ha... you guys really did have a good time! I went with some friends on Friday night, but we weren't nearly as cool/dorky as you guys. :)

P.S. Is there any way that I know you for REALZZ?!

Anonymous said...

I'm so jealous of your shirts. Love them!

Also, Twilight labels over red vitamin water? You two are the best.

MaeRae said...

So glad you had fun. $25 on SUGAR! You do know they sell it by the bag for under $5 bucks.

Anonymous said...

awesome! I have Napoleon Dynamite mad libs that I bought at Walmart...they're packed away somewhere :-)

wonder woman said...

AWESOME awesome AWESOME shirts! And labels.

And movie. Man. So good. Though I think Jacob looked hotter topless. Holy Crap.

foxy said...

Super cute photos! And i agree... it was fetchingly awesome!

Can't wait to go again! ;)

Lisa - The Heller Family said...

Your post is hilarious! I saw it twice. I got my fix now for a while. I missed th Cullens' presence in it.

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Kristin said...

I quite enjoy your go incognito cover the old eyes technique! Sounds like you ladies had a fabulous time! Still holding strong on my Twilight ban. ah ha ha

Mighty M said...

Glad you had such a great time!!!

wonder woman said...

wanted to comment on christmas songs, but I see no postcard link. ??