Friday, November 6, 2009

universal truth

dear valentine,

it is a truth, universally acknowledged that there are two kinds of women in the world: bag hags and shoe whores.

I have always identified myself as a bag hag, thinking my love for new purses vs shoes was enough. but just today i realized that i own 19 pairs of shoes and only 8 purses.

jay says bag hags are more "fierce" than shoe whores
:(

what does this mean for me? what am i supposed to say now when people ask me the inevitable question "hag or whore?" (cause, ya know, people ask me that allll the time).



i think i need to seriously re-evaluate my life in light of this new information, and adjust the way i live and interact in the world, knowing that i'm a whore not a hag.

"my name is demosthenes, and i am a shoe whore". what are you?

17 comments:

hotpants™ said...

I have more shoes than purses right now, but I'm trying to remedy that after looking at HandbagHeaven.com. I personally think I'm a whorish hag.

Kathie @ my net finds said...

I can't believe I am going to type this, but I am a shoe whore. ;-)

MaeRae said...

I desire to be a hag but sadly am just a whore.

valentine said...

i love mr. jay and what he says is gospel. i have always thought of you has a bag hag and am saddened to find out that is not true.

my name is valentine, and i AM a bag hag.

foxy said...

love the diors! i'd have to say that i'm also a shoe whore.

Alicia said...

ohhhh girl...bag hag all the way!!! i knew i was fierce, i knew it!! so glad you're back btw! i've miss you in the blog world!!

TERRi :) said...

Totally a whore here! ;)

Clorivak said...

bahahahah...i thought i was both until i read this and now that i think of it..I have def have more shoes than bags...whore.
but i love me some bag action.

wonder woman said...

Such a complicated question. Because it's easier to find cute shoes on clearance that cute purses, I think I'm more of a show whore. But if money were not object and I could have my way with any bag I wanted, I'd be a bag hag. In an instant.

MiMi said...

HOW do you only have 8 purses?? How?!

Haley said...

ShOOOOOOZ, SHOOOOOZ, Oh, I love me more SHOES!!!

Kristin said...

I'm the perfect storm. Equally addicted to both!

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

well i would have to say equal b/c i have equal numbers of both so i guess i am a hare

Awesome Sara said...

shoes!!!! i have 178 pairs of heels all labeled!

Kristina P. said...

Hey, your comments appear to be turned off on your newest post.

demosthenes said...

holy crap awesome sara... you are indeed AWESOME!

SupahMommy said...

baggity haggity

sho nuff!
xoxo