Thursday, November 5, 2009

it's the final countdown

dear new moon,

hot. diggity. dog. ya'll!

the blogging whores (much love supah!) are back!!

sorry for the delay.

it took longer than we thought to kidnap rpattz, smuggle him out of the country and onto our private island in south america.

now that we are back, i have to say:

"hot dang! new moon is almost here!!!"

(do you see the 3 exclamation points? i mean biz-nass.)

two weeks from now, demosthenes and i will be standing in line, with hundreds of other losers, to see this movie at midnight. and if you are lucky, you might even get to see a picture of us. wearing our totally fetch new moon t-shirts, hopped up on caffeine and mad-libs, with no doubt a look in our eyes that clearly says:

"why the h*ll are we up at midnight to watch this lame movie"

now, before i get greased and spooned for that above comment. let me clarify, do i love twilight? yes. do i think this will be an incredible movie? no. but i will love it anyways.

as we are getting closer to the movie, i have prepared a checklist so i won't forget anything;

totally awesome new moon t-shirt to represent the vampire love?


some of the ole red to "pour one out for the homies" (i.e.james)?


classic middle school cut downs for any team jacob or team wolf fans?


practice elbow jabs to stop any 12 year old skanks that try to steal our seats?


brown paper bag (needed to vomit into) when k.stew tries to "act" any feeling other than hunger, tired or horny?


i think i am all ready to go.

see you in 2 weeks,

p.s. you know, whenever i hear someone say "final countdown" i can't help but think of Gob from Arrested Development.

how awesome was that show?

answer: very.


Anonymous said...

I can't believe it's finally going to be out! I'll try to drag my poor husband with me, but I'm betting I'll wait for it on PPV or Netflix!

Classy Fab Sarah said...

Haha can't wait!! My tickets are safe and secure in my wallet.

Kristina P. said...

We aren't going to go opening weekend. I don't want to get beat up for laughing.

Sasa said...

Awesome!! I love Twilight and I can't wait too!

foxy said...

I've GOT to start practicing my elbow jabs too!! I won't think twice about taking a 12yo (or a mom-vixen) out!!

I have tickets to the Friday noon showing. Yes, I'm taking off a halfday of work for my vampire boyfriend. And I CANNOT WAIT.

MiMi said...

I'm so glad you're back!!
I'm so with you on this! I love Twilight. The movie is gonna be LAME and I can't wait!!! I love it!!! Triple exclamation points, girl. I've got it too.

MiMi said...

By the way, is it just me or does k.stew look like she's taken a knife to the gut every.single.scene??

Julie said...

I'm a little worried about the 12 year old skanks too. That's why I'm going during the day on a school day..neener neener!

kys said...

I'm not going opening weekend. But I'll be there.

Anonymous said...

I already have my tickets for the midnight showing. I already have my shirt. That night, I'll need a nap and caffeine. Oh, and I will shank a kid that tries to take my seat.

MaeRae said...

I am so afraid to watch the movie after reading the book. I am a Jacob fan though...this is the one I would go and see.

Mighty M said...


The first thing I thought when I saw your post was "I wonder if she ever saw Arrested Development" because I always think of that show now when I hear or read any version of "Final Countdown".

Guess now I know you watched that awesome show too! ;)

Kris said...

Twilight-bashing is my favorite hobby. I already have my tickets to opening night and I can't wait to laugh through the whole thing.

P.S. Your blog IS totally fetch. And awesome.

SupahMommy said...

na na na na. na na nanana.. nananana, nananananan

as SOON as I read your title.

I gots you.

and thanks for the shouty ho bags! SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK.. I was throwin up I was so happy to see your posties. ANd this ONE.

farking mad funny

I'm goinna steal that one.

I will tell you this. I cannot visit your page until after because I need to wait for the Nenny to come up to Pittsburgh to see it with me. We're going to hold out.. and play hard to get.

Don't chew be given me any spoilers. Like how many times bella blinks.


SupahMommy said...

and um yes. THAT SHOW.. awesome.

and pics.. of u two in line in your tshirts.. YOU CAN BLUR YOUR FACES. I want it. NOW.

im totally TOTALLY requesting it.

TRL live here. Right on LTV show.

U will post that pic.
Im goinna have a contest.

Let me think bout this.