Wednesday, December 9, 2009

greatest christmas decoration evah

dear valentine,

why are other people always so much more clever than me? i never seem to be the one coming up with kick a** ideas like this one:


if you freaked out for a second, don't worry thats a normal (and i might add "comforting") reaction. in fact, anyone who was not slightly alarmed/concerned after first seeing this photo, might be damned to hell for all eternity, you heartless b*tches. just sayin' ;)

but we can all relax, this is actually just a christmas decoration, and the best f*ckin one i've ever seen. unfortunately, though understandably, the police made zir take it down after just 2 days, due to all the heroic rescue attempts from passersby.


happy holidays!

10 comments:

Kathie @ my net finds said...

I just got an e-mail with that picture and I love it!

hotpants™ said...

I hadn't seen this. Hilarious!

valentine said...

i love all the people who tried to rescue him! that is hilarious!!

Kristina P. said...

I just saw this yesterday. Love it.

Amy said...

I don't have an outside outlet so putting up lights is next to impossible. I may have to try this instead because really, it is a great excuse to not have lights outside! And it is fetching awesome!

peace.love.applesauce said...

HA! I love it!

Kristin said...

That looks totes real. Freaking fabulous!

MiMi said...

I LOVE that. It reminds me of Clark W. Griswold. :)

MaeRae said...

i saw this yesterday in an email and died laughing. I thought the same thing, why cant I be this clever!

kys said...

I just saw this on another blog and it is so funny! I laugh every time I look at it!