it is a truth, universally acknowledged that there are two kinds of women in the world: bag hags and shoe whores.
I have always identified myself as a bag hag, thinking my love for new purses vs shoes was enough. but just today i realized that i own 19 pairs of shoes and only 8 purses.
jay says bag hags are more "fierce" than shoe whores:(
what does this mean for me? what am i supposed to say now when people ask me the inevitable question "hag or whore?" (cause, ya know, people ask me that allll the time).
i think i need to seriously re-evaluate my life in light of this new information, and adjust the way i live and interact in the world, knowing that i'm a whore not a hag.
"my name is demosthenes, and i am a shoe whore". what are you?
17 comments:
I have more shoes than purses right now, but I'm trying to remedy that after looking at HandbagHeaven.com. I personally think I'm a whorish hag.
I can't believe I am going to type this, but I am a shoe whore. ;-)
I desire to be a hag but sadly am just a whore.
i love mr. jay and what he says is gospel. i have always thought of you has a bag hag and am saddened to find out that is not true.
my name is valentine, and i AM a bag hag.
love the diors! i'd have to say that i'm also a shoe whore.
ohhhh girl...bag hag all the way!!! i knew i was fierce, i knew it!! so glad you're back btw! i've miss you in the blog world!!
Totally a whore here! ;)
bahahahah...i thought i was both until i read this and now that i think of it..I have def have more shoes than bags...whore.
but i love me some bag action.
Such a complicated question. Because it's easier to find cute shoes on clearance that cute purses, I think I'm more of a show whore. But if money were not object and I could have my way with any bag I wanted, I'd be a bag hag. In an instant.
HOW do you only have 8 purses?? How?!
ShOOOOOOZ, SHOOOOOZ, Oh, I love me more SHOES!!!
I'm the perfect storm. Equally addicted to both!
well i would have to say equal b/c i have equal numbers of both so i guess i am a hare
shoes!!!! i have 178 pairs of heels all labeled!
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holy crap awesome sara... you are indeed AWESOME!
baggity haggity
sho nuff!
xoxo
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