Thursday, July 16, 2009

for the love of meat

dear valentine,


remember that post of gross looking food from the 70's? and i thought surely it was just a 70's thing.... modern americans would never dare eat such disgusting looking food...... well i was wrong. found an article on womansday.com (don't ask why i was on that website.... you don't want to know the answer) that made me lose my appetite for days.


the lovely little article dubbed this monstrosity the "porkgasm". but being vegan, i prefer to think of it as pig hell. and human hell for that matter. i think this is what a bajingo (vajayjay, who ha or miss. priscilla) would look like if it exploded in the microwave





pizza-crepe-taco-pancake. now if you're thinking that couldn't get any more disgusting, just listen. that's not just any old, regular pizza crepe taco pancake. its a beef/bean taco, deep fried gordita shell, crepe filled with eggs/mushrooms, chicago style meat lovers pizza, and a BLUEBERRY pancake. all wrapped together before being mercilessly dipped in batter and deep fried.






if you're thinking "holy sh*t, what happened to that dildo?" the answer is, it turned into 2 lbs of meatloaf stuffed with macaroni and smothered in bacon.






this is just a scam. this b*tch costs $150. eff that.





i hope you didn't eat lunch before reading this....

16 comments:

robynxx said...

Oh wow. That is kinda hilarious. Lawls :D

I am so glad it's not meal time for me right now.

Awesome post! :D

It's All Good said...

alright, I love meat (but I also respect vegans values) but this stuff is kinda....not yummy looking. not one bit. ew.

Kathie @ my net finds said...

oh gawd, it's all disgusting!!!! I think I just erped in my mouth.

Mighty M said...

Nasty!

Kimi said...

That was a whole lot of nasty! Seriously I just ate breakfast and I'm ultra glad there was no meat of any kind involved.

Amy said...

Wow - thanks for the appetite suppressant...those were NASTY!

debilyn said...

i think i just threw up in my mouth.

valentine said...

those are so gross! i think it was enough to push me to the vegan side! lol

Alicia said...

so glad i don't- and can't- eat any of that. the word pork makes me cringe...blech! have you ever seen the site 'this is why you're fat'?

Scrappy Girl said...

Those look so gross...I WAS hungry...not so much now.

Awesome Sara said...

dude.... i am grossed the fuck out.

beth said...

yeah...totally...just yuck.

Whitney said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth . . .

SICK.

That is the reason why I rarely eat meat. blech!

Lizzie said...

oh my god!! you needed the "don't eat before reading this warning" at the top of the post!! I just had a sandwich and now i'm barfing in my mouth!!!!

Kristin said...

Thank you for curing me of my hunger.

Chrissy said...

Those are seriously some of the most disgusting things I have seen called 'food'! Blech!