dear valentine,
remember that post of gross looking food from the 70's? and i thought surely it was just a 70's thing.... modern americans would never dare eat such disgusting looking food...... well i was wrong. found an article on womansday.com (don't ask why i was on that website.... you don't want to know the answer) that made me lose my appetite for days.
the lovely little article dubbed this monstrosity the "porkgasm". but being vegan, i prefer to think of it as pig hell. and human hell for that matter. i think this is what a bajingo (vajayjay, who ha or miss. priscilla) would look like if it exploded in the microwave
remember that post of gross looking food from the 70's? and i thought surely it was just a 70's thing.... modern americans would never dare eat such disgusting looking food...... well i was wrong. found an article on womansday.com (don't ask why i was on that website.... you don't want to know the answer) that made me lose my appetite for days.
the lovely little article dubbed this monstrosity the "porkgasm". but being vegan, i prefer to think of it as pig hell. and human hell for that matter. i think this is what a bajingo (vajayjay, who ha or miss. priscilla) would look like if it exploded in the microwave
pizza-crepe-taco-pancake. now if you're thinking that couldn't get any more disgusting, just listen. that's not just any old, regular pizza crepe taco pancake. its a beef/bean taco, deep fried gordita shell, crepe filled with eggs/mushrooms, chicago style meat lovers pizza, and a BLUEBERRY pancake. all wrapped together before being mercilessly dipped in batter and deep fried.
if you're thinking "holy sh*t, what happened to that dildo?" the answer is, it turned into 2 lbs of meatloaf stuffed with macaroni and smothered in bacon.
this is just a scam. this b*tch costs $150. eff that.
i hope you didn't eat lunch before reading this....
16 comments:
Oh wow. That is kinda hilarious. Lawls :D
I am so glad it's not meal time for me right now.
Awesome post! :D
alright, I love meat (but I also respect vegans values) but this stuff is kinda....not yummy looking. not one bit. ew.
oh gawd, it's all disgusting!!!! I think I just erped in my mouth.
Nasty!
That was a whole lot of nasty! Seriously I just ate breakfast and I'm ultra glad there was no meat of any kind involved.
Wow - thanks for the appetite suppressant...those were NASTY!
i think i just threw up in my mouth.
those are so gross! i think it was enough to push me to the vegan side! lol
so glad i don't- and can't- eat any of that. the word pork makes me cringe...blech! have you ever seen the site 'this is why you're fat'?
Those look so gross...I WAS hungry...not so much now.
dude.... i am grossed the fuck out.
yeah...totally...just yuck.
I think I just threw up in my mouth . . .
SICK.
That is the reason why I rarely eat meat. blech!
oh my god!! you needed the "don't eat before reading this warning" at the top of the post!! I just had a sandwich and now i'm barfing in my mouth!!!!
Thank you for curing me of my hunger.
Those are seriously some of the most disgusting things I have seen called 'food'! Blech!
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