was their strategy back then to make food so disgusting that people lose weight because they're not able to eat it? i think it must have been.....
is this the meal..... or what keeps you in the bathroom for an hour after you’ve eaten the meal? what part of this is melon? what type of melon? any melon that looks like this is a melon i don’t think i want to eat....
egads.... what kind of liquid is in that bowl?! i think you’re supposed to let the dish water drain, not save it for supplementing your salads....and the most important question: why are the ceramic animals drawn to this mysterious liquid? am i to understand that if i make this salad all the ceramic figurines in my house will join me for dinner? (not that i own any ceramic animal figurines.... of course i don’t)
ah yes, how refreshing!!! just sit back and let the clumpy tomato gel slide chunkily down your throat.
have you ever seen a more appealing plate of greasy meat? i don’t think the pineapple will agree that this is “spectacular”
this is what i serve for dinner when i invite over people that i hate. hey valentine, wanna come to dinner tomorrow?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that's all i have to say about this