Wednesday, June 3, 2009

all in the name of losing weight....

dear valentine,


was their strategy back then to make food so disgusting that people lose weight because they're not able to eat it? i think it must have been.....


is this the meal..... or what keeps you in the bathroom for an hour after you’ve eaten the meal? what part of this is melon? what type of melon? any melon that looks like this is a melon i don’t think i want to eat....


egads.... what kind of liquid is in that bowl?! i think you’re supposed to let the dish water drain, not save it for supplementing your salads....and the most important question: why are the ceramic animals drawn to this mysterious liquid? am i to understand that if i make this salad all the ceramic figurines in my house will join me for dinner? (not that i own any ceramic animal figurines.... of course i don’t)


ah yes, how refreshing!!! just sit back and let the clumpy tomato gel slide chunkily down your throat.


have you ever seen a more appealing plate of greasy meat? i don’t think the pineapple will agree that this is “spectacular”


this is what i serve for dinner when i invite over people that i hate. hey valentine, wanna come to dinner tomorrow?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that's all i have to say about this




10 comments:

Rocksee said...

Ok, I am way grossed out right now.. especially at the hot dog castle!

Mighty M said...

Those are nasty! Ewwwww!!

hotpants™ said...

I was hungry, but I'm not anymore.

FISH BALLS?! Vomit.

Emily (Good Frau) said...

Um, yeah.... Just looking at those pictures pretty much does the trick. I'll have to eat light all day.

valentine said...

i am glad that demos was able to help jump start all of our diets! LOL

beth said...

oh. my. god. i just tried to read the commentary to my sister, but was laughing so hard, she couldn't understand me. she is reading this now, as we are on the phone together and we are both saying "hahaha ceramic figurines hehehe." thanks!

Kristin said...

That first pic is so foul. Thanks for taking away my hunger pangs.

Jenni Jiggety said...

Ummm...I'll just have some bread and water.

Whitney said...

Mmmm... Frankfurter spectacular, or fish balls... no sure which is more appealing. (I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.)

Imogen said...

Yikes! This is all so disgusting!!!

But I'm thinking the Mexican Shrimp Orange Salad (??) is just beyond competition..:roll: