dear jason stackhouse,
k, i must admit, i am not a huge fan of true blood. please, don't throw V at me, it's just that i can't seem to get into it. i find sookie kinda annoying, tara is even worse and the southern accents. oh those accents, is that really what hollywood thinks people in the south sound like?
wait, this wasn't supposed to be a rip on true blood letter, it was supposed to be "hot dang your body is sizzling" kind of letter. i mean, why oh why are we supposed to care about bill when you are running around town? i mean, seriously, i want to stack your house!! k, how is it possible i haven't said that before?
i' m not really digging your whole "church camp" story line. i mean, i have yet to see you make a single lanyard. what the fetch kind of camp is this? i hope you leave the camp soon, it doesn't seem to working out, plus you gotta get out before you show that blonde chick the ways of the "secular world".
i think will stick with you and the show a little longer, i think it might be getting better, maybe not, i don't know. i don't care, as long as you are there in your hot, albeit kinda stupid splendor.
not yet a fan,
p.s. can you tell bill to tone down his scarlet o'hara impressions. i understand he was upset with sookie for "undermining his authority as the makah" but srsly, this is not the burning of terra.
k, i must admit, i am not a huge fan of true blood. please, don't throw V at me, it's just that i can't seem to get into it. i find sookie kinda annoying, tara is even worse and the southern accents. oh those accents, is that really what hollywood thinks people in the south sound like?
wait, this wasn't supposed to be a rip on true blood letter, it was supposed to be "hot dang your body is sizzling" kind of letter. i mean, why oh why are we supposed to care about bill when you are running around town? i mean, seriously, i want to stack your house!! k, how is it possible i haven't said that before?
i' m not really digging your whole "church camp" story line. i mean, i have yet to see you make a single lanyard. what the fetch kind of camp is this? i hope you leave the camp soon, it doesn't seem to working out, plus you gotta get out before you show that blonde chick the ways of the "secular world".
i think will stick with you and the show a little longer, i think it might be getting better, maybe not, i don't know. i don't care, as long as you are there in your hot, albeit kinda stupid splendor.
not yet a fan,
p.s. can you tell bill to tone down his scarlet o'hara impressions. i understand he was upset with sookie for "undermining his authority as the makah" but srsly, this is not the burning of terra.
16 comments:
Hmmm. I've never watched True Blood, but I know someone who's in love with it. Maybe I should get watching...
i'm never watched the show, but i still loved the post!! scarlet, really?? ha!
loving the patriotic new look for july, by the way. sadly, i don't watch true blood. it's not on noggin, is it?
I still love the show. Jason's hot, but Eric's the man for me.
I'm pretty hooked on the show even though the accents are terrible and half the actors can't act their way out of a bag. :-) Jason isn't bad to look at! I really like Sam, but I think I'm in the minority.
"undermining my authority as her makah" ya woulda been much better if he said it like cartman "respect my authoritay sookie. screw you sookie, i'm going home"
never seen it, now i am curious. this might cut into my laying around doing nothing time though... :)
most intrigued with the wanna be southern accents seeing as a married a good ol' southern boy
Not dang is RIGHT. Wow.
I like Vampire stories but not the blood. I'm so weird.
OMG yummy!!! he is just sex on a stick. omg!!! let me know when u post this man so i at least put a towel doen bc lady juice will stain my couch. so hot.
i did say lady juice!!! what u going to do!?!?!
um, be jealous much because that is effing hilarious!!
I agree. those accents are way out there. the acting is pretty pathetic as well. I dont get hbo so I bought the first season. we'll see if I am willing to buy the next season.
if you like to read, the books are fabulous. The series is changing alot... not to happy with it but thats life.
I have yet to watch the show or even read the books, I have them on my bookshelf and have heard great things about the series. But now having seen Bill with out a shirt I just might be tuning in just for that reason alone!
Big ol' LOL! I haven't watched it yet but I'm reading the books. I've got the first season on the way from netflix...can't wait :)
Hahahaha... i am just now reading this! i AM a true blood fan (not the best show in the whole world, but i heart vampires in general and it provides a good fix), but wish jason was as naked in this season and he was in the first. the church gig isn't really working for me either...
MORE NAKED JASON!!
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