dear new moon,
as you can see, we are kicking off our theme week today! totally sweet right? we think so. to start off your monday and ease you into the rest of the week, demosthenes and i came up with a top 5 reasons why your movie will suck.
you are our least favorite book, so hence will be our least favorite movie, but we realize that you play an important part in edward and bella's relationship....so we could never really dislike you. this is all in good fun. and besides,you are totes getting off easy, we gave your friend, twilight, 10 reasons why it sucked....
top 5 reasons new moon will suck:
1. no grand theft auto will actually take place
2. no lesbian love scene between nicki reed and kristen stewart
3. werewolves. meh
4. more cheesy sparkling
5. kristen stewart still won't be dead at the end
countin' it down vampyre style,
p.s. hope you enjoy the theme week!