dear true blood,
you're a pretty good series, and you did a few things right. i mean, this is what a vampire is supposed to look like:
you'll notice that he's not sparkling, nor is he wearing a turtleneck. bill compton looks f*&%ing mean. there is witty dialogue, an intriguing premise, and vampires that get burned by the sun. so whats my problem? aside from the spotty acting and atrocious accents, my problem centers around the way the three male leads all desperately try to get into sookie's pants.
she's not even that hot people! are there no other single women in louisiana? is the gap in her front teeth really that irresistible? in the famous words of heath ledger "does she have beer flavored nipples"? or perhaps in this case, O neg flavored nipples?
season two is starting in a few weeks, so unless you want to replace anna paquin with angelina jolie, lets tone down the number of penis' desperately trying to bone sookie stackhouse, kay? it'll make it all a little more believable.