Tuesday, May 19, 2009

day 2- vampire week (true blood)

dear true blood,


you're a pretty good series, and you did a few things right. i mean, this is what a vampire is supposed to look like:





you'll notice that he's not sparkling, nor is he wearing a turtleneck. bill compton looks f*&%ing mean. there is witty dialogue, an intriguing premise, and vampires that get burned by the sun. so whats my problem? aside from the spotty acting and atrocious accents, my problem centers around the way the three male leads all desperately try to get into sookie's pants.


she's not even that hot people! are there no other single women in louisiana? is the gap in her front teeth really that irresistible? in the famous words of heath ledger "does she have beer flavored nipples"? or perhaps in this case, O neg flavored nipples?





season two is starting in a few weeks, so unless you want to replace anna paquin with angelina jolie, lets tone down the number of penis' desperately trying to bone sookie stackhouse, kay? it'll make it all a little more believable.


9 comments:

Little Lady Cakes said...

Hi Sitstas! I'm passing along an Awe-Summmm Queen award to you. Come by and pick it up. :)

Miss Eve said...

:-) I didn't seen any episode yet. Thanks so much for stopping by on my blog, hope you have a lovely day, much love: Evi

Kathie @ my net finds said...

LOL!! The sparkling vampire thing is hilarious.

Chef E said...

You crack me up each time I read these letters! I actually did not think he could act, even when he appeared in that silly series about the woman who was ditched by the Hollywood director, can't think of the name, but still...makes for some veg entertainment...

Although there sex scene was pretty hot...

MaryRC said...

thanks for droppin by my blog. i can be a total vampire addict, but since i don't watch much tv i havent watched true blood. what is it about sucking one into an imortal status that draws one in? Bram Stoker was a genius.

hotpants™ said...

How many books should I read before I start watching the show? Please say one because I'm ready to watch.

Anonymous said...

i started watching TB and haven't read any of the books, so i say just go for it!

Imogen said...

True Blood hasn't aired -where I come from- yet :(

Having said that (and taken one look at your girl), I can totally see where you're coming from...

Ps. It is, however, a fact that men (often) tend to go (in numbers) for mediocre looking chicks (must have something to do with the "attitude") :lol:

Sarah said...

I totally agree with Anna's lack of hotness. I don't get it....I'm sure she's cool enough and I hate to bash any woman but I don't see the appeal. That said, I also don't think Bill is that hot and am even less enthralled after hearing his British accent (not a fan of male British accents, unless you're prince William).