Tuesday, May 26, 2009

fighting the good fight

dear valentine,

whats the grossest thing you can think of? if you answered: old people having sex, then please read on. for those of us who find the very thought of wrinkly, crinkly, senior citizen doggie style to be vomit inducing, there is hope in store.

virginia congress person, tim moran, feels the same way as us, ladies and gents. he has offered to save our brains from these disturbing mental images by introducing the: "Families for ED Advertising Decency Act, which prevents erectile dysfunction and male enhancement ads from appearing on radio and television between the hours of 6 a.m. and 10 p.m"

can i get a hallelujah?

the next time you see an ad for viagra and the image of an old dude with wrinkly balls and a broken penis riding bronco on his saggy boobed, balding wife appears in your mind, just remember..... the forces of righteousness are fighting the good fight to save future generations from these disturbing and rather frightening mental pictures.


lets all give a collective shout out to representative moran and his noble cause,

12 comments:

Kathie @ my net finds said...

those commercials are so annoying and there seems to be more and more every day!

Kristin said...

Censoring is not my favorite thing but dang I can get behind this!

Valentine said...

i think my favorite part is "...riding bronco" LOL that is such a disgusting image! thanks demos! LOL

beth said...

ugh...i jsut threw up a little in my mouth. very descriptive imagery you got there. thanks a bunch.

Together We Save said...

I would be very supportive of this I can't stand these commercials.

Courtney said...

LOL You totally crack me up... you are right, not a good mental picture!

Hit 40 said...

Oh my heavens... give us an email to thank this man!!! I hate those commercials. Lets also ban tampon and bladder control ads!!!

Imogen said...

Don't even get me started...

Today, someone thought it would be real funny to send me an e-mail with an attached pic of what Jack & Rose (from the movie "Titanic") would look like now...80+ and naked on a sail boat :roll:

Suffices to say, I'm scarred for life :(

Valentine said...

imogen-

that is HIGH-larious!!! demos and myself both laughed pretty hard at the thought of rose and jack, 80 years old and neked! LOL

Ronnica said...

I think that's the best idea out of Virginia since the Bill of Rights!

Your cool friend Cheryl said...

Ahhhhhhhh...so true!

Rebecca Welch said...

Don't get me wrong I'm all for NOT seeing old men with broke pee-pees but surely we have somethign better to do here in Virginia than the Families for ED Advertising Decency Act.

*hides in shame*