i enjoy a good superhero movie as much as the next guy..... well..... maybe not quite as much as THIS guy:
for four years cincinnati has been protected by its own home grown caped crusader. he calls himself "shadow hare". was that really the best name he could come up with?!?! talk about not striking fear into the hearts of villains.... he may as well call himself "captain pansy", at least that implies some amount of authority.
and apparently he's not alone, there is a whole league of non-fear-inducing super heroes loose in the US. they call themselves the "allegiance of heroes" and include such lame sauce names as: "wall creeper" in colorado, "master legend" in florida, and "aclyptico" in pennsylvania. (okay, so maybe aclyptico is kind of a bad a** name)
and the best part? shadow hare has an arch nemesis! a super villain from the "consortium of evil" located in "the dark side". as you can tell from his craigslist add he must want to catch shadow hare very badly if he's willing to offer $10 in exchange for shadow hares identity. my advice to shadow hare? turn yourself in, take the money, buy a latte and end the embarrassment.
you can't make this sh*t up,