demosthenes and i love twilight! we truly do. we are huge twi-nerds! we love, love the books. we loved the movie. between the two of us, we probably watched it over 30 times. however, there are some things about it, that did suck. we came up with our top 10 reasons why it sucked. hey, what else are we gonna do during the 8 hours we're supposed to be working?
top 10 reasons twilight sucked:
1. kristen stewart didn't die in the end
2.kevin bacon wasn't in it (f-o-o-t l-o-o-s-e, nuff said)
3.jackson rathbone didn't take his shirt off while playing baseball. come on, if vampires are going to play baseball they should at least take off their shirts
4. they left out the edward cullen pimp scene
5. hairy edward... ever hear of a wax?
6. the gaysian- aka eric
7.butt crack santa..... WTF? ChiMo much?
8. they mention monkeys twice.... and yet there were no monkeys.... how disappointing
9. now the jonas bros want in..... NOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!
10. there was no hot and steamy vampire sex
please don't be offended. like i said, we love you! we always will! but that doesn't mean that there isn't room for improvement!
rollin' it dave letterman style,