demosthenes and i love twilight! we truly do. we are huge twi-nerds! we love, love the books. we loved the movie. between the two of us, we probably watched it over 30 times. however, there are some things about it, that did suck. we came up with our top 10 reasons why it sucked. hey, what else are we gonna do during the 8 hours we're supposed to be working?
top 10 reasons twilight sucked:
1. kristen stewart didn't die in the end
2.kevin bacon wasn't in it (f-o-o-t l-o-o-s-e, nuff said)
3.jackson rathbone didn't take his shirt off while playing baseball. come on, if vampires are going to play baseball they should at least take off their shirts
4. they left out the edward cullen pimp scene
5. hairy edward... ever hear of a wax?
6. the gaysian- aka eric
7.butt crack santa..... WTF? ChiMo much?
8. they mention monkeys twice.... and yet there were no monkeys.... how disappointing
9. now the jonas bros want in..... NOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!
10. there was no hot and steamy vampire sex
please don't be offended. like i said, we love you! we always will! but that doesn't mean that there isn't room for improvement!
rollin' it dave letterman style,
10 comments:
seriously, what were they thinking with the "gaysian" LOL butt crack santa was really weird and creepy! too funny!
Have not seen/read Twilight but I loved the post! Thanks for stopping by!
LOL! I love Twilight too, but your list was funny :-) I'm just stopping by from SITS to say hello!
I've only seen the movie, so I'll take your word that the books are good. I thought the movie was okay-though I probably think that because I went without reading the books and expected a vampire movie and got a vampy version of Dawson's Creek.
Your post was funny though! Thanks for visiting me at my blog-I hope to see you again!
LOL, oh kristen stewart, oatmeal would be more interesting to watch on screen
I love twilight too but your list just cracked me up! I came here from SITS just to spread some love:)
haha this is funny. I agree, we need more shirts off.. and more vampire lovin!
Are you serious about the Jonas brothers?? That would be TOO MUCH...
Dear Valentine! Thanks for stopping by on my blog. You have a lovely blog here and I love your signature under your posts (one of the most beautiful I've seen around) Love: Evi
I love your humor and style! No butt kissing intended, just pure honesty :)
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