Friday, May 29, 2009

girl crush



dear kristen,

i know i haven't always been very nice to you but in honor of memorial day tomorrow, i wanted to take today and play nice. but i know what you're thinking, memorial day was monday....well, according to wikipedia, it turns out that actually memorial day is may 30, and we observe it on the monday before to allow for a three day weekend. ah ha you've been wikied- so suck on that kstew!! okay, this is not a very good start to being nice....

anyways, this is my absolute favorite picture of you! you look totally beautiful. and hot, your legs go for days and is that a hint of a smile? i think it is. in this picture i kinda understand why rob seems interested in you, in every other photo i am convinced that he just hangs out with you so he can score free weed.

in this picture you look like you probably smell really nice, as opposed to real life where demos and myself are positive that you smell like pot and funyuns. in this picture you don't have hate and resentment in your eyes because someone wants a pic with you. in this photo, you actually look like you might have had fun at this shoot....is it possible that you can deviate from your surly, brusque and totally oatmeal personality and be happy and enjoy your fame? anything is possible.

anyways, for today i will put my snarkiness and frustration with you on hold. i will appreciate the awesomeness that is this picture and hope that someday you will allow us to see your happy, beautiful side again.


totally girl crushin',

13 comments:

Imogen said...

Hmmm...

I'm glad to say, we don't really celebrate Memorial Day where I come from -and thus there's no obligation to play nice [wicked smirk].

Which is great 'cause K really pisses me off big time. And...no, I will never understand why Rob seems so interested in her.
I do find myself gravitating towards your everyday, "free-weed" theory, though..;)

hotpants™ said...

I had no idea she could look this good.

Chrissy said...

Are you sure that is really her? Unbelievable! lol

Happy Friday!

Ronnica said...

Thanks for the reminder that tomorrow's the 30th...it's my parents' anniversary!

Kristin said...

Seriously that doesn't even look like her. She looks so fabulously girly. She probably hated every minute of that shoot.

Valentine said...

i know right? she just looks so awesome in this picture (demos doesn't agree with me, but whatevs! LOL)

you are probably right that she hated this shoot, just like she seems to hate everything....

demosthenes said...

ya, i think she's standing all awkward like she just jizzed her pants

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Rocksee said...

Beautiful!

Whitney said...

**chuckle** Well I'm glad that you don't like her either. Infact, that's one of the main reasons the movie was such a let down to me. She's so mopey looking and dopey looking as well. Perhaps her fixation with weed has permentatly addled her brain?

Miss Eve said...

Thanks for the B-day message dear Valentine :-) We don't celebrate Memorial Day over here but I hope yours was fun :-) Have a lovely weekend, much love: Evi

AB HOME INTERIORS said...

She is gorgeous!

It's All Good said...

we need to join forces my friend!

I like the style of this blog, very cute! and there is nothing wrong with smelling like funyuns, they're so good in a "im a lazy ass art student who cant walk to the food court so i slip a dollar into the vending machine for lunch" kinda way...