Tuesday, August 18, 2009

back to school visit




dear school children,


it's that time of year again, when you are heading back to school. your awesome aunty's valentine and demosthenes understand that it can be hard when school starts back up. all the late nights, barbeque's, and sleeping in late are traded in for going to bed early, (before it's dark no less) homework and waking up effing early. to make things a little easier, we have decided to stop by for a visit and bring you some awesome presents.






sometimes what makes school hard is being shy, insecure or maybe just a loner. well, the affirmation ball is here to help. no longer will you have to rely on others to give you the praise you deserve. shake the ball next time you are feeling blue and encouraging words such as "your breath is so minty" and "you look marvelous" will get you through the day.

*this ball also works for the narcissist in your life, no longer will you be required to add to their already big ego.*





the morning routine of a school child is already full of anxiety with out adding the extra stress of how to do your hair. this is where the what shall i wear? decision hair spinner comes in. it takes out all the guesswork and saves you time. all you have to do is flick the plastic spinner and pray like you've never prayed before that it doesn't land on the dorothy hamill. this handy dandy spinner also includes a fold out stand and hanger so you can prop on your dresser or hang by your mirror.






a necessary item for any teenager. what better way to cheer up an emotionally distressed teen than with the despair pennant? this pennant helps drive home what all teens already know, life is a tragedy. celebrate the darker side of life.



usually demos and i will end our visit with a gift to your parents, but we decided that this visit is all about you. you are the ones that are going back to that awful hell. so we are gonna give you an extra gift.



how can you be expected to go to school without a total kick asphalt pirate lunch box? not only is it cool looking, but the pirate emblem is a theft deterrent. i mean, who is gonna steal the lunch of a pirate? believe you me, this lunchbox is gonna raise your coolocity by 100%, trust!




have a great school year,




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18 comments:

crunkyjens said...

Dropping by from SITS to say hello, hoping you will do the same! :) By the way I love the hair spinner! I think I need that some days!

Sarah said...

That is one awesome lunchbox!! Thanks for sharing (visiting from SITS)

Reviewer11 said...

LOL giving that smiley 8 ball would be excellent for a person with an ego the size of Montana. :P

stopping by from SITS to say hi. :D

Mighty M said...

Haha, with my luck I'd land on the "mohawk" every day!! ;-)

Kimi said...

Man, had I only had that lunch box in school I might have been the head cheerleader. That is a big cool factor booster there.

JennyMac said...

Affirmation ball...love it.

Stephanie Faris said...

Hahaha. I was wondering what I'd do if the hair spinner landed on mohawk. How on earth could I make my hair do THAT in thirty minutes or less without a razor involved? Could we use that hair spinner if we're no longer in school?

Kathie @ my net finds said...

I love the affirmation ball, I'm easily amused and I'm pretty sure I'd play with it for hours laughing it up.

supah ~d said...

dorothy hamill got me.

lmaooooo

i love telling you the parts that killed me

and asphalt.. classic. i love it.
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debilyn said...

that affirmation ball is beyond cool..

and i'm loving the word coolocity!

Jen Sue Wild said...

Love the smily faced ball.

Sotpping by from SITS

Maricris Zen Mama said...

I love the hair spinner. I think I need one of those for myself!

The Blonde Duck said...

Can I get those even if I'm not going back to school?

Kristin said...

I'm pretty sure I need a pirate lunchbox! Arrrrrrrrrrr

Amy said...

Oh my goodness, I MUST have one of each of those. I mean really, how have I survived without?

AB HOME Interiors said...

All of these are awesome! I love the lunchbox and the hairdo decision maker would solve so many of the world problems!

Jenni Jiggety said...

I need that affirmation ball!

InTransitClaire said...

The pirate lunch box is really the best!