wanna get to know me?

dear whoever cares,


so it has been about 4 months since i started this little blog thing. and i have come to realize that since demosthenes and i have chosen to go with a whole anonymous thing, you really don't know much about us.

it's probably just as well, because if you did get to know us, you'd learn that we are the biggest dorks and are totally lame. then before we knew it you'd start screening our phone calls, it'd hurt our feelings and we'd have some bout of depression. then we would no doubt end up at the top of some tall building, shaking our fists to the sky and cursing the gods for making us so uncool.


with that being said, i decided to reveal a little about myself, so please, don't make the above scenario come true, k? cuz i really, really hate heights, so just smile and nod along, got it?

so i enjoy music. i like most types of music. pretty much anything but rap and new country. but when it comes down to it, if i had to peg myself into one genre, it would have to be alternative. its the music that i grew up with, it fits me. i LOVE MUSE, keane, the kooks, jimmy eat world, garbage, the cranberries, REM, AFI and 30 seconds to mars

but i also have my guilty pleasure music. you know, the music that you secretly love. that you belt out while driving alone. the music that if someone asked you if you liked it, you'd totally lie, because it is the lamest music ever, and it totally hurts your street cred.




i am a closet fan of ace of base
(were they ever cool?)

i secretly love celine dion
(even though i make fun of her fans)

i discreetly let enya heal my soul
(while complainly about moon stone hippies)

and i covertly listen to phil collins
( loudly asking who listens to this shiz?)





i am also very uncool. i mean really.




i have a ridiculously old cell phone. that i barely use. i don't have caller id and i don't have call waiting. it's like its 1990 at my house.


i drive an incredibly crappy car. the air conditioner doesn't really work, the muffler is kinda falling off and it smells like feet. and i totally love it.


also, i don't tweet. not at all. i know all the cool kids are doing it, but i can't bring myself to jump on that band wagon. besides, my tweets would probably go something like this:

"demos and i decided that the volturi would prefer to wear togas.
think aro would like the breeze around his privies"


who wants to read nonsense like that all day?




and finally, i have strange pet peeves.




it really grosses me out when people say "get the creative juices flowing". it sounds very dirty to me. it's like, you're doing what? can't you wait until you get home to do that? very gross.


i also take issue when people say they want to have "babies". i am not opposed to people having multiple children, but when they say babies, i immediately envision someone giving birth, under the stairs, in a box. it's not pretty. so don't say it, and i won't have to think it.


i hate. hate. when people say "make love" whenever i hear that it makes me think of those lame, cheesy romance novels. its called sex okay? if you can't say it, you shouldn't be doing it!


i think that is enough for now. can't show you all my crazy at once. have to keep it limited to small doses.


hopefully you won't screen my calls now,