Monday, May 4, 2009

is this deja vu?

dear matthew mcconaughey,




your new movie, ghosts of girlfriends past, came out this weekend, and i must admit, i think i have already seen this movie....yes, i am almost certain that even though it just came out on friday, i indeed saw this movie a year ago.





no wait, i haven't seen it. but you can understand my confusion right? i mean, they all look the same.... i know you probably thought that people wouldn't notice or that it would have taken us longer to get wise.... but i think your movie formula has been cracked: a pun or two, a cutesy tag line, an infuriating title and a picture of you smirking like an absolute tool. i understand movie ideas aren't always easy to come up with, but you can't even deviate from the formula to at least make an original effing movie poster?!?

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! I thought the same thing when I saw the preview for the latest movie...they're all the same, just throw in a different actress. too funny!

deb@virginia blue said...

THAT, my friend, is some funny stuff!!

Poor Matthew...stuck in a movie rut without his shirt on...

remember when he did A Time To Kill? I actually thought he showed real promise as an actor then. Maybe all the weed has made him a little ditsy, and not quite particular enough!

B said...

Girl, you said EXACTLY what I was thinking about this tool, I mean man who is such a fine actor. "Get a life, learn to act, than come at us. Those dimples won't get you where you want them to, we all know you've run out of talent."

Whitney said...

Bwahahahahaha. Love those posters. SO TRUE!!

I haven't heard one good review about this movie, so I'll be saving my pennines!!

Emily said...

Thank you! Ha ha... I agree. And he is really not very appealing if you ask me.

Debbie said...

You are funny! He is fairly stereotyped, isn't he?
Dropped by from SITS.

Amy said...

Oh my dear friend Valentine, I completely agree with you.
our once idolized (but never by me :)) Matthew is just selling the same old thing with a new face and a new title. Honestly, i have only seen How To Lose A Guy... and I was slightly tempted to see this movie, but it seems a little too much like the movie where the fiance died and the guy got a new girl who was then haunted by the ghost of the fiance... obviously I didn't see that one either. well, I did see one, so I guess I am good on his movies, right?

BonBon Rose Girls Kristin said...

Ditto debilyn. I'm going to bet the ganja has something to do with it. Ah ha

Chef E said...

No You Didn't!!! LOL, yes I agree he needs a clue, or needs to stop talking to the wacky wacky smoke!