Monday, September 7, 2009

life on the F list



dear levi johnston,


so, looks like you've been in the news again lately. and by news, i of course mean you've been b*tchin' and snitchin' to whatever half rate media outlet will listen to you. you are really starting to bug.


you told star (who got your name wrong by the way) about the palin family "secrets", like todd and sarah are fighting and you shared a room with bristol. i'm sorry, but i think a large majority of the families in america have the same "secrets". how is this then shocking or news? why are we supposed to care?


and let's not forget to you stopped by tyra banks show to reveal more of these incredulous and flabbergasting secrets. now i realize tyra's show won some sort of award, but let's take a look at this weeks line up: tyra will remove her weave to show her real hair and talking about inner beauty (says the outwardly beautiful super model)


she will also be interviewing perez hilton (isn't that enough right there to condemn her?), discussing periods, and having a judgement day where she will talk with people who are, *gasp* judgemental. yes, levi, i am sure you were taken seriously when you graced her show. how could you not with all the journalistic integrity spilling out from that show.


and last but certainly not least, let's not forget that ever sad, pathetic and desperate attempt by both you and kathie griffin when you attended the teen choice awards together. i think that in the end, you were the real loser in that scheme because lets face it, you had to sit next to kathie griffin for 3 hours!


this photo is srsly vomit inducing.


this is not a letter to defend sarah or the palin family, it is a letter to tell you to shut the h@ll up! you are so annoying and no one cares what you have to say. and i feel like it is my obligation to tell you that your 10 min (no, you don't even get the full 15 min) of fame are up. you are fading faster than mary kate, ashley and lindsay combined. so i suggest you take whatever is left of your dignity, return to the oil rig and stop b*tchin.



so second hand embarrassed,

13 comments:

Alicia said...

can i get an AMEN???? this guy seriously makes my blood boil... he needs to stop milking the palin 'family secrets' and go take care of his kid!! what a dbag. i bet he's friends with spencer pratt.

beth said...

is this guy seriously "famous" for knocking up his high school girlfriend? i'm not missing anything here, right?

Scrappy Girl said...

I totally agree! Why is he still getting attention? No one cares...

JennyMac said...

What an IDIOT. How interesting that the word "famous" can also include fools...pitiful.

demosthenes said...

no question that he's milking this for all its worth. but there IS legitimacy in hearing what he has to say. the reason its a big deal that he's revealing "palin family secrets" as opposed to other family's secrets, is it sheds light on the pervasive hypocrisy in sarah palins political theories. just one example: sarah palin is promoting abstinence only sex ed, when her own damn family is living proof that IT DOESN'T WORK! thats why his "insider" information is valid.

Kristina P. said...

Ummmm, did you just diss my hero, Kathy? I guess I won't tell you that I am going to see her show in November.

She's a media whore and proud of it! Gotta respect that.

Kristin said...

Can he let his 15 minutes die already?

It's All Good said...

im glad i have no clue who this guy is, I enjoy not watching tv...

Jenni Jiggety said...

He is a typical fame grubbing jerk-o.

Hmph.

MiMi said...

You are SO right! And that picture of him and the red headed wench was GROSS. Yuck.

Amy said...

Is it bad to say I have never even heard of him? I guess I really am out of the loop. At any rate, sharing "family secrets" with the public of anyone, regardless of their fame status is really low. What a lame guy!

Misty said...

Amen! I can't believe media outlets are still allowing him to speak. Sarah Palin is so last year.

foxy said...

Man, THANK YOU for saying this. That guy must be majoring in DOUCHEBAGGERY. Seriously, I don't understand why anyone is paying any attention to him anymore... ??