dear levi johnston,
so, looks like you've been in the news again lately. and by news, i of course mean you've been b*tchin' and snitchin' to whatever half rate media outlet will listen to you. you are really starting to bug.
you told star (who got your name wrong by the way) about the palin family "secrets", like todd and sarah are fighting and you shared a room with bristol. i'm sorry, but i think a large majority of the families in america have the same "secrets". how is this then shocking or news? why are we supposed to care?
and let's not forget to you stopped by tyra banks show to reveal more of these incredulous and flabbergasting secrets. now i realize tyra's show won some sort of award, but let's take a look at this weeks line up: tyra will remove her weave to show her real hair and talking about inner beauty (says the outwardly beautiful super model)
she will also be interviewing perez hilton (isn't that enough right there to condemn her?), discussing periods, and having a judgement day where she will talk with people who are, *gasp* judgemental. yes, levi, i am sure you were taken seriously when you graced her show. how could you not with all the journalistic integrity spilling out from that show.
and last but certainly not least, let's not forget that ever sad, pathetic and desperate attempt by both you and kathie griffin when you attended the teen choice awards together. i think that in the end, you were the real loser in that scheme because lets face it, you had to sit next to kathie griffin for 3 hours!
this is not a letter to defend sarah or the palin family, it is a letter to tell you to shut the h@ll up! you are so annoying and no one cares what you have to say. and i feel like it is my obligation to tell you that your 10 min (no, you don't even get the full 15 min) of fame are up. you are fading faster than mary kate, ashley and lindsay combined. so i suggest you take whatever is left of your dignity, return to the oil rig and stop b*tchin.