Tuesday, September 8, 2009

you were searching for WHAT?

dear googlers,

you provide me and demos with hours of entertainment with all the weird and totally random things you google, and wind up finding our lovely little blog. so i decided to post said searched keywords, cuz some are too funny to not share. i know a lot of other sites and blogs have done this before, but it is just so much fun that we had to join in.

how to know if you're a douche?- well, i am glad to hear that you are taking a proactive stance. hopefully after visiting us, you found out if you were.

hair extensions+toddlers- equals bad parent.

letter of school visit-what the what? maybe you should go back to letter of school to learn how to make sense

her back brace- is this like secret for women, but with back braces? back braces for her? more sliming and comes in various shades of pink?

sleeveless button down edward cullen- don't we all wish that picture exsisted, since it doesn't you'll have to make due with ours

bdb vampire series- please tell me you were looking for this series to effing make fun of it, like we did

mario lopez is a douche- yes he is. were you looking for confirmation on that fact? if so, you found it.

random thoughts mapquest- since when does mapquest have random thoughts? here are some of the random thoughts demos and i thought mapquest might have:

mapquest thinks construction is dumb

mapquest just ruined your evening by giving you bad directions

mapquest would like to point out the naked lady tanning in herbackyard under satellite view

eff you google maps!!! EFF YOU!!!

king of the douches- since when did we become the go to douche blog?

that's what we found how cool is that so we think so
- so you are found so cool i think not so too

dominatrix "forehead kisses"- k, first, its awesome that we can be found under dominatrix. i can now cross that off my "do before i die" list. secondly, i don't even wanna know what forehead kisses really means. sorry to disappoint, but i am pretty sure you didn't find what you were looking for!

happy searching,


Anonymous said...

Lawl! The people things search for... Bahaha.

Anonymous said...

WOW! Some of those are great! Good to know that if I ever need to read up on dominatrix forehead kisses, I know who to come to. :)

Amy said...

Awesome! It is amazing some of the completely random things people look up, and even better that it leads them to your blog.

Ronnica said...

"forehead kisses" - Yeah, really don't want to go there.

Kristina P. said...

I wonder if that Mario Lopez is a douche was meant for me. I'm pretty sure I have said that on my blog numerous times.

Someone emailed me this morning saying that someone came to their blog by Googling "Kristina is creepy."

They got that right.

The Blonde Duck said...

There's a lot of douches out there, apparantly!

Mighty M said...

Too funny!

Kristin said...

I think you guys are the douche sniffing masters of the universe!

Alicia said...

i'm pretty sure it was just fate that led me to your blog...fate and loooooove...its a toxic combo