dear kate's ex-fiance (adam miller),
okay, you win. i wasn't going to get involved in the whole "jon and kate" debacle, i really wasn't. i was going to steer clear of this one. well, that was until i read about your "exclusive" interview with star magazine.
first off, let me say, i am sure you are thinking you are super awesome because you were interviewed by star, but i got news for you, it was exclusive because no one else cares!! you are just some loser that is hoping to strike while the iron is hot and gain some notoriety and quick cash.
anyways, you claim that you are not surprised by kate's behavior because she was "always chasing money" and that she wanted you to " be her sugar daddy". k, lets start with the sugar daddy thing.......eww, never, and i mean never, say that again, it's totally creepy when you say it.
you, quote "spoiled Kate with gifts, like a diamond bracelet and a gold locket...." wait, i am gonna stop you right there, if you are anything like my boyfriend at 17, i can guarantee that you gave her a glass or zirconia bracelet and a gold painted locket. i highly doubt you were giving her real gold and diamond presents much less anything from Tiffanys, so we can safely assume that she wasn't using you to get fine jewelry.
oh wait! shh! here is my favorite part of the article:.....miller not only gave her the finest in gifts, but cuisine as well: “We’d eat mostly hamburgers, fries, cheetos. A typical night out was at Ruby Tuesday’s!”
i must admit, i had no idea that hamburgers, cheetos and ruby tuesdays were considered fine cuisine......i have been dining on fine cuisine all these years and i had no effing idea! how awesome is that?
so between your fake, cheap gifts, your "connoisseurship" of fine food, and your lameness in harboring ill feelings from a relationship 16 years ago; we are only left with one question: why in the world did she end up not marrying you? the world may never know......
i am not defending kate, but i am certainly making fun of you!
p.s. i am sooo second hand embarrassed for you!