Wednesday, June 17, 2009

zombie apocalypse

dear valentine,

if there's one thing hollywood has taught us, its that the world is most likely to end by way of zombie apocalypse. whether its some strange infection or virus that causes normal humans to become voracious zombies, or just a random awaking of every decomposing corpse, the result is the same.




a few unlucky survivors will spend the rest of their lives running in fear, screaming, and most likely covered in the blood of their friends.





so i figured i should probably make a game plan, ya know? be prepared for the inevitable. rather than hoarding weapons, camping gear, and canned beans i've come up with a much better solution. i'm just gonna walk up to the first f*&kin zombie i can find and let him infect me, and turn me into one them.





they don't look so unhappy do they? they never have a look of panic on their faces. they're never screaming for help that won't come. would it really be such a bad life? i think not.



and i guess at some point .... i'll find out

11 comments:

Sugar Boogers & Tantrums said...

stopping by from SITS. Have a great day!

Alicia said...

Ha! I'm totally reading a book about zombies right now...don't judge! but you're right...why fight it? i want to be on the winning side

Kathie @ my net finds said...

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

valentine said...

oh demos! you are too funny. but i must admit, it totally sucks to be running from the zombies, but in the end, someone always pulls out a huge gun and kills them all. and then the remaining survivors live in peace, at least in the movies.....so i just might hide in my tub from YOU!

Amy said...

I think you and my hubs would be great friends. We got a book for a wedding gift about preparing for a zombie onslaught, and what to do in case it happens... he was thrilled! Go figure, it came from his best friend.

AB HOME INTERIORS said...

Haha Great Post! Thanks for stopping by, love your blog!

Kristin said...

I'm totally 5 years old again and having a Night of the Living Dead flashback.

Kristen said...

Came by from SITS...because I loved your icon {yeah...I'm weird like that}. I think I'd rather be a vampire. You turn vamp and you are automatically hot. Zombies...not so much...

Whitney said...

Bhahaha!!

I agree with Valentine, someone ALWAYS wipes out the Zombie baddies in the end. Perhaps Valentine and I can create an Anti-Zombie-Baddie league.

Orange Juice said...

I'll be in the tub with Valentine lol

demosthenes said...

alright, but all you guys in the tub just remember that you'll be the ones pissing yourselves when you see me coming, and i'll be the enjoying it! LOL