Friday, June 19, 2009

happy birthday!

dear edward,

happy birthday to the hottest, most perfect man vampire in the world. i bet the fam. is gonna have quite the shindig. if i remember right, you cullens really like to "live" things up (forgive the bad pun, i could not help myself).

let me guess how your b-day will go, esme will give you a b-day forehead kiss first thing. alice will use her amazing decorating skills and embellish the house with crepe paper and balloons (what? that's what b-days were like at my house growing up)

emmett's present to you will be that he will finally agree to wrestle you, and when you totally kick his a**, he will not loudly complain that you cheated. jasper will use his abilities to make the whole fam calm, which is perfect because rosalie has agreed to put aside all of her petty anger and jealousy. just for the party anyways.

now it's present time from us, do you like your cake? demos and i made it ourselves, with lust love. we know you don't eat, but it's the thought that counts, right? well if you want more than just thoughts, we can always say happy birthday the naughty way.....

we will just have to overlook that you are with bella. we won't even hate her for it, that is we won't hate the real bella, but k.stew? yes we will still hate her. in fact, if you happen to see her, and feel so inclined, go ahead and drop your cake. right on her head. throw it with as much hate and disgust as she did in that new moon clip when the present cut her finger. overreaction much?



anyways, we just wanted to give a quick birthday shout out to our favorite vampire and think you look effing awesome for 108!!!

&



p.s. we know it's really tomorrow, june 20, but decided we wanted to be first!

21 comments:

Alicia said...

Lol..I loved the post!! Can I give him his happy birthday spanking? How old is he now? A hundred and what? Man that's a lot of spanks! Mmmmmm

Sugar Boogers & Tantrums said...

I love that picture! It's cute! Thanks for stopping by my blog! Have a great week!

Rocksee said...

Did you see he got ran over by a cab?? Holy crap!

Orange Juice said...

Did she just say spanking? Naughty girl!
Awesome post!

Kathie @ my net finds said...

the picture is cracking me up!

{lorelailette♚} said...

i couldnt help but laugh at you're post!!!

brilliant!!!

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Joy said...

OMG I assumed "Edward" was your husband or maybe your son...wasn't expecting this guy! LOL

He's a little too whippersnapperish for me. ;o)

thatgirlblogs said...

visiting from SITS, and laughing b/c my daughter and her friends hosted a birthday party for him last week, cake and all. they had an edward cutout and all took photos with him.

Tammy said...

Love the picture. Hi from the SITStahood.

Marshmallow Circus said...

Oh, ha ha. I thought it was going to be a cat or something. Cute picture! :)

valentine said...

i am glad you all like the pic of edward! it's all thanks to demos, and her photoshop brilliance! srsly, i am an idiot when it comes to that! LOL

demosthenes said...

nothing makes me giggle more than photoshopping pics of edward... i think i even snorted with laughter when i did this one! his hands were in a perfect position.... just begging me to put a cake in them

AB HOME INTERIORS said...

Oh he really is lovely. Stopping by from SITS!

Kristin said...

Am I old. I don't see it with this dude. Don't throw garbage at me please.

valentine said...

kristin- i would never throw garbage at you, even though you are clearly blind to the hotness that is rpattz! LOL k, just kidding. but i totally understand, he is not for everyone.

ONe PiNK FiSH said...

I loved reading your blog posts. The 2 of you seems to enjoy several of the same things as I do. Will be adding you to my blog list.

Oh, just stopping by from sits. When I read Edward in the comments as I scrolled down, I had to stop by and check you out.

Alicia said...

Haha! I loved your comment on my post!! I'll settle for my hubby's booty! He's the only booty I'll be spanking!! Good thing he has a pretty scrumptious butt!

Sarah said...

That is funny, the picture. I am on Chapter 12 now and cannot wait to grab the remaining three books. Target had all of them but I wanted to be sure I would like it before grabbing all four up. I must say (don't hate me) that I am not drooling over Rob. He's handsome enough I guess but I would seriously give him like a 6. I know, I know. Instead, when I read the book I picture Taylor Kitsch as Edward...google HIM if you don't know who he is. Oh My! Thanks for stopping by!

Awesome Sara said...

LOL, you are all sorts of adorable. I want to squeeze you till you eyes pop out!

Miss Eve said...

LOL, such a funny post. Dear Valentine, the links for my photo sources are always under my blogposts :-) Check them out for stunning images. Hope you have a great Sunday, much love: Evi

Lizzie said...

this is such a great post :) i'm loving your attention to detail, silly goose (geese?)