happy birthday to the hottest, most perfect
let me guess how your b-day will go, esme will give you a b-day forehead kiss first thing. alice will use her amazing decorating skills and embellish the house with crepe paper and balloons (what? that's what b-days were like at my house growing up)
emmett's present to you will be that he will finally agree to wrestle you, and when you totally kick his a**, he will not loudly complain that you cheated. jasper will use his abilities to make the whole fam calm, which is perfect because rosalie has agreed to put aside all of her petty anger and jealousy. just for the party anyways.
now it's present time from us, do you like your cake? demos and i made it ourselves, with
we will just have to overlook that you are with bella. we won't even hate her for it, that is we won't hate the real bella, but k.stew? yes we will still hate her. in fact, if you happen to see her, and feel so inclined, go ahead and drop your cake. right on her head. throw it with as much hate and disgust as she did in that new moon clip when the present cut her finger. overreaction much?
anyways, we just wanted to give a quick birthday shout out to our favorite vampire and think you look effing awesome for 108!!!
p.s. we know it's really tomorrow, june 20, but decided we wanted to be first!