zombie apocalypse

dear valentine,

if there's one thing hollywood has taught us, its that the world is most likely to end by way of zombie apocalypse. whether its some strange infection or virus that causes normal humans to become voracious zombies, or just a random awaking of every decomposing corpse, the result is the same.




a few unlucky survivors will spend the rest of their lives running in fear, screaming, and most likely covered in the blood of their friends.





so i figured i should probably make a game plan, ya know? be prepared for the inevitable. rather than hoarding weapons, camping gear, and canned beans i've come up with a much better solution. i'm just gonna walk up to the first f*&kin zombie i can find and let him infect me, and turn me into one them.





they don't look so unhappy do they? they never have a look of panic on their faces. they're never screaming for help that won't come. would it really be such a bad life? i think not.



and i guess at some point .... i'll find out